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Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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My motto is more mystery, less history.
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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don't have a compelling host then you have nothing.
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I'm not sexist, I'm just a realist.
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It's something I've always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I'm basically a Republican.
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When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13.
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If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,' they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.
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If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was?
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I've got a great eye for color. I'm like a chick.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I've worked with women, I've never had an issue with women.
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Rich people don't pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes - they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn't pay taxes.
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He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much.
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I'm a comedian, not a politician.
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I don't burn any calories trying to be masculine I just happen to be from that world.
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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The very definition of 'beauty' is outside.
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.
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Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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