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Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
American Football Player
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If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,' they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.
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I don't like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.
Adam Carolla
When you're doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
Adam Carolla
You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society.
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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It's like the Fouth of July in my underpants.
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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
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All TV is, is really: 'Don't you want to be this, aren't you glad you're not that.' There's nothing really in the middle.
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.
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I'm a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.
Adam Carolla
I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
Adam Carolla
The shuttle is the worst $20 you'll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been. You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can't afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
Adam Carolla
