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I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven't seen one pie commercial.

Adam Carolla

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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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