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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you're prepared to lose.

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O, heavenly Father: we thank thee for food and remember the hungry. We thank thee for health and remember the sick. We thank thee for friends and remember the friendless. We thank thee for freedom and remember the enslaved. May these remembrances stir us to service, That thy gifts to us may be used for others. Amen.
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Fear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Talk less, say more. Hate less, love more.
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