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Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.

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Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.
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Believing that the dream of freedom, brotherhood, and peace for all mankind will someday come true.
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O, heavenly Father: we thank thee for food and remember the hungry. We thank thee for health and remember the sick. We thank thee for friends and remember the friendless. We thank thee for freedom and remember the enslaved. May these remembrances stir us to service, That thy gifts to us may be used for others. Amen.
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