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I've always said I'm the worst representative of Muslim-Americans that's ever existed, because I've been inside more bars than mosques.

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Aasif Mandvi
Age: 58
Born: 1966
Born: March 5
Actor
Film Actor
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Bombay
Aasif Mandviwala
Aasif H. Mandviwala
Aasif Hakim Mandviwala
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England has an interesting relationship with the Indian subcontinent because the years of colonization and the history between the two places.
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The experience of being on a show that is very much in the center of popular culture is exciting. You really feel like you're reaching people.
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You can get samosas in any pub in England today, pretty much. So, Gunga Din has come back.
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