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I guess I was a conspiracy theorist when I said no weapons in Iraq. Now they call that history.

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Aaron McGruder
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: May 29
Cartoonist
Comics Artist
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Television Producer
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Chicago
Illinois
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Anyone with a gun can go out and commit an act of terrorism, even without a political affiliation.
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