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Aaron McGruder
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: May 29
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I guess I was a conspiracy theorist when I said no weapons in Iraq. Now they call that history.
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The American people have no control over what the military does. We have no say in American foreign policy.
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Anyone with a gun can go out and commit an act of terrorism, even without a political affiliation.
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In USA culture is just a matter of commerce. So, you know, I don't really look for that, and I don't expect to find it in any city.
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When I pass, speak freely of my shortcomings and my flaws. Learn from them, for I'll have no ego to injure.
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Fame is not your friend. It ain't necessarily your enemy. It is what it is.
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Voting really doesn't mean anything. I wish I could say something different, but I think it's kind of a sham.
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