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Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.
A. Whitney Brown
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A. Whitney Brown
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: July 8
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Charlotte
Michigan
Alan Whitney Brown
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That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
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Any good history book is mainly just a long list of mistakes, complete with names and dates. It's very embarrassing.
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A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer.
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You know, you look at the chaos in the conservative camp right now, it's only too tempting to blame it all on pot. But in fact, the Reagan revolution owes a lot to Reefer. For one thing, it's made the symptoms of senility socially acceptable.
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I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.
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The Baptists' basic theology is that if you hold someone under water long enough, he'll come around to your way of thinking. It's a ritual known as 'Bobbing for Baptists.'
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There are a billion people in China. It's not easy to be an individual in a crowd of more than a billion people. Think of it. More than a billion people. That means even if you're a one-in-a-million type of guy, there are still a thousand guys exactly like you.
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Plant trees. They give us two of the most crucial elements for our survival: oxygen and books.
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