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Greenfly, it's difficult to see Why God, who made the rose, made thee.
A. P. Herbert
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A. P. Herbert
Age: 81 †
Born: 1890
Born: September 24
Died: 1971
Died: November 11
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Let's stop somebody from doing something! Everybody does too much.
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The portions of a woman which appeal to man's depravity Are constructed with considerable care.
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People must not do things for fun. We are not here for fun. There is no reference to fun in any Act of Parliament.
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