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The whole Constitution has been erected upon the assumption that the King not only is capable of doing wrong but is more likely to do wrong than other men if he is given the chance.
A. P. Herbert
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A. P. Herbert
Age: 81 †
Born: 1890
Born: September 24
Died: 1971
Died: November 11
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Well, fancy giving money to the Government! Might as well have put it down the drain. Fancy giving money to the Government! Nobody will see the stuff again. Well, they've not idea what money's for- Ten to one they'll start another war. I've heard a lot of silly things, but, Lor'! Fancy giving money to the Government!
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For I must write to The Times tonight, and save the world from sin.
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Let's find out what everyone is doing, And then stop everyone from doing it.
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The critical period of matrimony is breakfast-time.
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The Common Law of England has been laboriously built about a mythical figure-the figure of 'The Reasonable Man'.
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A high-brow is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso.
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The portions of a woman which appeal to man's depravity Are constructed with considerable care.
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A dull speaker, like a plain woman, is credited with all the virtues, for we charitably suppose that a surface so unattractive must be compensated by interior blessings.
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Harriet, Hi! Light of my eye! Come to the pictures and have a good cry, For it's jolly old Saturday, Mad-as-a-hatter-day, Nothing-much-matter-day-night!
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An Englishman never enjoys himself, except for a noble purpose.
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People must not do things for fun. We are not here for fun. There is no reference to fun in any Act of Parliament.
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There is no reason why a joke should not be appreciated more than once. Imagine how little good music there would be if, for example, a conductor refused to play Beethoven's Fifth Symphony on the ground that his audience might have heard it before.
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The essence of humour is surprise that is why you laugh when you see a joke in Punch.
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This high official, all allow, is grossly overpaid there wasn't any Board, and now there isn't any Trade.
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My ball is in a bunch of fern, A jolly place to be An angry man is close astern- He waves his club at me. Well, let him wave-the sky is blue Go on, old ball, we are but two-We may be down in three, Or nine-or ten-or twenty-five-It matters not to be alive, Is good enough for me.
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Citizens who take it upon themselves to do unusual actions which attract the attention of the police should be careful to bring these actions into one of the recognized categories of crimes and offences, for it is intolerable that the police should be put to the pains of inventing reasons for finding them undesirable.
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Greenfly, it's difficult to see Why God, who made the rose, made thee.
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Let's stop somebody from doing something! Everybody does too much.
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