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Let's stop somebody from doing something! Everybody does too much.
A. P. Herbert
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A. P. Herbert
Age: 81 †
Born: 1890
Born: September 24
Died: 1971
Died: November 11
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Harriet, Hi! Light of my eye! Come to the pictures and have a good cry, For it's jolly old Saturday, Mad-as-a-hatter-day, Nothing-much-matter-day-night!
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Let's find out what everyone is doing, And then stop everyone from doing it.
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Citizens who take it upon themselves to do unusual actions which attract the attention of the police should be careful to bring these actions into one of the recognized categories of crimes and offences, for it is intolerable that the police should be put to the pains of inventing reasons for finding them undesirable.
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A man who has made up his mind on a given subject twenty-five years ago and continues to hold his political opinions after he has been proved to be wrong is a man of principle while he who from time to time adapts his opinions to the changing circumstances of life is an opportunist.
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The Common Law of England has been laboriously built about a mythical figure-the figure of 'The Reasonable Man'.
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Well, fancy giving money to the Government! Might as well have put it down the drain.
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The essence of humour is surprise that is why you laugh when you see a joke in Punch.
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My ball is in a bunch of fern, A jolly place to be An angry man is close astern- He waves his club at me. Well, let him wave-the sky is blue Go on, old ball, we are but two-We may be down in three, Or nine-or ten-or twenty-five-It matters not to be alive, Is good enough for me.
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Justice should be cheap but judges expensive.
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If nobody said anything unless he knew what he was talking about, a ghastly hush would descend upon the earth.
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Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behaviour not otherwise excusable.
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Don't let's go to the dogs tonight, For mother will be there.
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People must not do things for fun. We are not here for fun. There is no reference to fun in any Act of Parliament.
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The portions of a woman which appeal to man's depravity Are constructed with considerable care.
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For I must write to The Times tonight, and save the world from sin.
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An act of God was defined as something which no reasonable man could have expected.
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