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Let's find out what everyone is doing, And then stop everyone from doing it.
A. P. Herbert
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A. P. Herbert
Age: 81 †
Born: 1890
Born: September 24
Died: 1971
Died: November 11
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Greenfly, it's difficult to see Why God, who made the rose, made thee.
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