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I've rarely said the word Lord, unless it's followed by of the Rings.
A. J. Jacobs
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A. J. Jacobs
Age: 56
Born: 1968
Born: March 20
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New York City
New York
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Arnold Steven Jacobs
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Arnold Stephen Jacobs
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My goal? To test out every diet and exercise regimen on planet earth and figure out which work best. I sweated, I cooked, I learned to pole dance. In the end, I lost weight, lowered my cholesterol and doubled my energy level. I feel better than I ever have.
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I don't believe that prayers actually change God's mind - if there is a God - but I liked praying for people in need. It was like moral weightlifting. I tend to be self-obsessed, and it was nice to get out of my brain once in a while.
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I'm addicted to self-improvement. The thing is, there's so damn much about myself to improve.
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One of the interesting things to me is that God grows throughout the Old Testament. He evolves, sort of matures, and becomes kinder.
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The World Health Organization ... estimated that 1.6 million years of healthy living are lost every year in Europe because of noise pollution.
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I prefer the earlier birth control techniques, which ranged from the delicious (using honey as a spermicide) to the aerobic (jumping backward seven times after coitus).
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A loud noise will get your fight-or-flight response going. This, over the years, can cause real cardiovascular damage.
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Sometimes miracles occur only when you jump in.
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I love it when the Bible gives Emily Post-like tips that are both wise and easy to follow.
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More people die on a per mile basis from drunk walking than from drunk driving.
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The key to making healthy decisions is to respect your future self. Honor him or her. Treat him or her like you would treat a friend or a loved one.
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I love to live things, so I wanted to immerse myself and get into the mindset - and sandals - of my forefathers.
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I have little shame, no dignity – all in the name of a better cause.
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Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t really explain why.
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Behavior shapes emotions.
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After a while, if you're committed, you start to believe in the things in which you're praying. It's just cognitive dissonance. You can't live a completely religious life and not start to have it sink in.
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A 2002 Oxford study showed counting sheep actually delays the onset of sleep. It's just too dull to stop us from worrying about jobs and spouses.
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The Bible talks a lot about thankfulness, and I'm more thankful than I ever was. I try to concentrate on the hundreds of things that go right in a day, instead of the three or four that go wrong.
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Unconditional love is an illogical notion, but such a great and powerful one.
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Jealousy is a useless, time-wasting emotion that's eating me alive.
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