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I am officially Jewish, but I’m Jewish in the same way the Olive Garden is an Italian restaurant.

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A. J. Jacobs
Age: 56
Born: 1968
Born: March 20
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New York City
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After a while, if you're committed, you start to believe in the things in which you're praying. It's just cognitive dissonance. You can't live a completely religious life and not start to have it sink in.
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I've started to look at life differently. When you're thanking God for every little you - every meal, every time you wake up, every time you take a sip of water - you can't help but be more thankful for life itself, for the unlikely and miraculous fact that you exist at all.
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A 2002 Oxford study showed counting sheep actually delays the onset of sleep. It's just too dull to stop us from worrying about jobs and spouses.
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The Bible improved my ethical IQ. I started to act like a good person. I tried not to gossip, and lie, and covet, and just by pretending I was a good person, I think I actually became a little bit better of a person. I'm not Gandhi or Angelina Jolie, but it was a baby step.
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My immune system has always been overly welcoming of germs. It's far too polite, the biological equivalent of a southern hostess inviting y'all nice microbes to stay awhile and have some artichoke dip.
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I love to live things, so I wanted to immerse myself and get into the mindset - and sandals - of my forefathers.
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The year showed me beyond a doubt that everyone practices cafeteria religion... But the important lesson was this: there's nothing wrong with choosing. Cafeterias aren't bad per se... the key is in choosing the right dishes. You need to pick the nurturing ones (compassion), the healthy ones (love thy neighbor), not the bitter ones.
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Med students panic their first year when they learn all the diseases. It's not until the second year that they learn the cures.
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I find placebos uplifting and exhilarating. It means that taking action--no matter what the action is--might help you feel better.
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Giulia Melucci has written a wonderfully funny and moving book. It's like Eat, Pray, Love, with recipes.
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It comes back to the old question: How can the Bible be so wise in some places and so barbaric in others? And why should we put any faith in a book that includes such brutality?
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I prefer the earlier birth control techniques, which ranged from the delicious (using honey as a spermicide) to the aerobic (jumping backward seven times after coitus).
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Jealousy is a useless, time-wasting emotion that's eating me alive.
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I thought religion would eventually wither away and we'd all be worshiping at the altar of science.
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I love it when the Bible gives Emily Post-like tips that are both wise and easy to follow.
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When I was with the serpent-handlers in Tennessee, it was the most bizarre method of worship I could think of. Yet when you sit with these people, you can kind of see how it makes sense.
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I was what they call 'skinny fat' - a body that resembled a python after swallowing a goat.
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I've rarely said the word Lord, unless it's followed by of the Rings.
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If my former self and my current self met for coffee, they'd get along OK, but they'd both probably walk out of the Starbucks shaking their heads and saying to themselves, “That guy is kinda delusional.”
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Taking the Bible too literally is a mistake. It should be read as a guidebook of wisdom and insight.
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