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I am officially Jewish, but I’m Jewish in the same way the Olive Garden is an Italian restaurant.

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A. J. Jacobs
Age: 56
Born: 1968
Born: March 20
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New York City
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I've started to look at life differently. When you're thanking God for every little you - every meal, every time you wake up, every time you take a sip of water - you can't help but be more thankful for life itself, for the unlikely and miraculous fact that you exist at all.
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I don't believe that prayers actually change God's mind - if there is a God - but I liked praying for people in need. It was like moral weightlifting. I tend to be self-obsessed, and it was nice to get out of my brain once in a while.
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In trying to avoid one sin I've committed another.
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