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Americans think the only funny Brits are John Cleese, Benny Hill and whoever makes our toothpaste. They're not laughing with us, they are laughing at us.
A. A. Gill
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A. A. Gill
Age: 62 †
Born: 1954
Born: June 28
Died: 2016
Died: December 10
Journalist
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Edinburgh
Scotland
Aa Gill
Blair Baillie
Adrian Anthony Gill
Adrian Gill
Television
Toothpaste
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Brits
Makes
Hill
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Whoever
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Americans
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Benny
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