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Like most parents, I've been stumped by homework, the big questions, such as: 'What is the point of geography - the pilot always knows where we are going?'. Answer: 'If you didn't know any geography, people would think you were an American, and you wouldn't be able to put them right because you wouldn't know where they live.'

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A. A. Gill
Age: 62 †
Born: 1954
Born: June 28
Died: 2016
Died: December 10
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