Alan Goldsher Inspirational Quotes (3)

George had taken off all ten of his fingers and tied them into a bundle with what appeared to be either his own small intestines, or a guitar string as I walked into the room, he lovingly placed the bundle on his head.

Then he said in his most excellent Mick impression, Your powers are useless against Ninja Lords, O great zombie hunter! Surrender or feel the sting of the shuriken!

I said to him, State your business, mortal! There was no need for me to call him mortal or to speak like a sixteenth-century knight. It just sounded cool.